Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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