That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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