is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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