Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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