you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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