Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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