I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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