There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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