I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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