Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I look better un-naked...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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