did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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