Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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