ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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