You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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