i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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