I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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