I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm like, not good at living.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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