; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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