Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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