Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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