rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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