what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
zippers are such a cool invention
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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