There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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