32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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