Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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