Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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