I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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