My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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