He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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