He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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