kristin has been a bad kristin
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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