Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You were trust falling into bushes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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