dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
zippers are such a cool invention
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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