i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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