btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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