Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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