She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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