the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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