i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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