He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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