You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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