This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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