Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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