What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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