ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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