thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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