I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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