Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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