In the future we'll all be gay
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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