this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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