It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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